Choose a Gift by Horoscope – Funny But True! Part 2

LIBRAoptimistically, because they will forget about the gift
Libra is a sign of arts and love… So, for the beginning,after five minutes. As for greeting cards – send
gift Libra Milk chocolate (preferably for box to bethem animated cards as they tend to take their
adorned with paintings from Versailles!) and beautifullaptops everywhere!
bunch of flowers (you can spray it with Channel, ifCAPRICORN
they don’t smell!). Now, take Libra to masqueradeLet’s see… The gift must look as it cost untold
and on the way back tell them all romantic words youwealth, for example, something for the office or
know. Subdued, a few thousands candles in the room,work… mahogany office desk or chair with platinum
slow music… Libra will melt down as a snowman ininscription (mentioning his high position and of course
June, so have in a store a floor-cloth to dry the floor…name!), lifelong membership in prestigious business club
But the best gift for Libra – help them to choose(don’t worry, you won’t spend your money for
gifts for others, you’ll save so much time for Libra!nothing, Capricorns live forever!:)) May be it is not so
Wit greeting card will provoke a beautiful smile on theireasy to know did they like your gift or not, but if they
face…said that can use it – great, you’ve succeed! By
SCORPIOthe way, Capricorns also like dark glasses!! :) Don’t
Ok, better let’s skip them and turn to Sagittarius…forget about greeting cards – perhaps without
Sorry, I was just joking! :) This sign simply adore giftshandwriting… so they can use it :)
which they can take home and unwrap when nobodyAQUARIUS
can see it… Scorpio has a very mysterious andFind the most strange shop, buy there the most
enigmatic personality. To make them be grateful tostrange thing, wrap it into a violet glossy paper or any
you an entire life – gift them a black sun glasses!other fluorescent color paper, also you can adorn it
They want to feel a power and like gifts which makewith shining stars by yourself – Aquarius won’t
them feel so. For example, shares of successfulmind if it is inaccurate (have you seen Aquarius’s
enterprise, island, tank, all kind of guns, swords,handwriting?:)) They will be happy to receive
handcuffs... well, may be we should decide on watersomething what they can show to and share with
gun?:)) Imaging you greet a James Bond… blackothers. It may be an unusual umbrella or scarf… And
humor and vulgar greeting cards are acceptable! :)indeed, gift him a few astrological reports for next
SAGITTARIUSyear! Choose the most unusual greeting card –
Traveler and a fan of exotic Sagittarius will appreciateeven if you can’t understand what is it about…
a gift brought from very far. An easiest way to makePISCES
Sagittarius happy when you travel to another countryBetter – take Pisces with you when you’ll go to
to choose them a gift – take Sagittarius with you!choose a gift! Ask them to choose, they will forget
You know why? The one way ticket to any placeabout it till celebration and will announce: “I
make them 100% happy. They adore modern life –wouldn’t choose a better gift then you!”. Pisces
modern things, books, pictures of different places,are dreamers and romantics, all rude, screaming and
tourist cards, peacock feathers, pink flamingo… Dueaggressive are not for them. They prefer things which
to their straightforwardness you will know directly diddevelop their imagination like music, movies, arts…
Sagittarius like gift or not, they will declare it - notRomantic dinner, photo camera, moist colors or
always in a pleasant manner but sincerely andcostume for dancing – exactly for them!